Dont Die Douche — make your way through 5 fantastic platformer worlds, dodging many strange dangers. And remember not to die, but at the same time you will die many times, but it’s not scary, because the game does not end there. This uncompromising love letter to old games with rage was specially created to irritate, upset and anger you. More than 20 dangerous levels in 5 worlds, full of oddities and ambiguous from a legal point of view parodies. Discover shocking secrets that will make you doubt your own sanity or at least the creator’s mind. Your chance to get a number of speed ratings for each level. Will you be able to earn them all.