Spellcaster University — for some reason, almost anyone who wants to become a sorcerer considers himself a kind of demigod, fingering the very essence of Being, Time and Space with his clever fingers. The master of the elements, esoteric energies and other supernatural pressures. But what about the economic part and the educational process. Hogwarts, Arethusa, and the Unseen University notorious educational institutions with a dusty centuries-old history, covetous people, internecine intrigues, and regular food changes take the place of observers in the current short story.